Maxims [Newest are added to the bottom.] Logic is a system of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. ***** If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done. ***** How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on. ***** After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. ***** "Watch out for the one car." * Whenever you are backing your car out of the drive or arriving in it at an intersection, there will always be the one car you have to give way to. Martin Eden (1952-)