Eternal Questions [Newest are added to the bottom.] Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? ***** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? ***** Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? ***** Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ***** Why is a boxing ring square? ***** Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? ***** Why is lemon juice made from artificial flavour and dishwashing liquid made from real lemons? ***** Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food? ***** Why can't they make the whole plane out of the material used to make that little indestructable black box? ***** Why does the Vatican have lightning rods?